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Here's what Cat has to say about procrastination:
Methinks I Doth Procrastinate…
Livvy
screamed. The shadows had moved…
OK. Not a bad opening line.
Well, half a line actually. There it sits. All alone. On page one. Looking a
tad lonely as it waits for something else to happen.
You know what it’s like. That
first day on a new writing project. The ideas are all there (some of them
anyway). If you’re a pantser like me, they’re a bit jumbled. Like spaghetti.
But I like spaghetti, so that doesn’t worry me.
I stare at the screen.
What’s going on in those shadows? Hang on, do the shadows move – or should it
be something in the shadows that
moves. My hands address the keyboard (‘hello keyboard’. No, that’s just plain
daft). I type: Livvy screamed. Something
in the shadows had moved.
Good grief! Is that a cobweb
on the ceiling? Must get rid of it. Immediately. Where’s the brush?
Ten minutes later.
No, I don’t like something in the shadows had moved. Too
long-winded. Lacks punch. I hit the ‘undo’ button and smile. Yes, equilibrium
restored. But, hang on. Why the past tense? Why not the present? Will that work
better? What time is it? Must just check my emails…
Half an hour later: Livvy screams. The shadows are moving.
Um, no. Sounds like they’ve grown legs. What
time is it now? Must check my Amazon rankings. Maybe someone’s bought a book?
Five minutes later. Deep
sigh. Oh well, never mind. I type: Livvy
screams. The shadows move.
No, that won’t do at all.
Now it sounds as if her screaming has caused them to move. And if that’s the
case, what on earth was she screaming about? Heavens, look at the dust on that
table! Must get rid of it.
An hour later, I put the
duster, polish and vacuum cleaner away and settle back down to the
ever-flashing cursor and the screaming heroine. The shadows move. Livvy screams.
Who is Livvy anyway?
Shouldn’t I be thinking about what she’s wearing, what the room looks like, her
favourite colour, music, alcoholic beverage, where she went for her summer
holidays? I have a picture of her in my mind but… I type: Livvy shook her long red hair and gazed around the modern bedroom with
its Ikea pine furniture and peach painted walls. In the backgroun,d her
favourite album of the moment, “21” by Adele, was on the final track - “Someone
Like You”. Suddenly, she stopped. Stared. Screamed. Something in the shadows
had moved.
Well,
it’s longer. I have more words on my page. But you can’t say ‘suddenly’ like
that. Holds up the action. And let’s face it, that is one long-winded opening.
I sigh…
Mimi (my
cat) jumps on my lap. A tentative paw touches the keyboard. An interesting, if unpronounceable, new word
appears - nghjkgerghj. Can I work that in somewhere? Only if Livvy turns out to
be a Klingon.
I have
long thought Mimi has designs on writing her autobiography, but so far, her
forays into typing have resulted in gobbledegook.
She turns
those emerald eyes of hers on me. ‘Purrrrrrrrr. Mrrow?’
‘Want a
cuddle then?’
‘PURRRRRRRRR’.
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Thank you Ute!
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure, Cat!
DeleteLol. Well, at least you tried to write something before starting to procrastinate. It can be a struggle for me to get that far!
ReplyDeleteThe worst part is that after the procrastinating ends, and you write the story, and you edit the story, and you edit it again, you'll still come back to that first line and go through all those gyrations again. But the next time, it won't be procrastination. It'll be something worse: First paragraph fixation. AAAAgggghhh!
ReplyDeleteBetween you and me, Nick, I think Mimi's written more than I have this morning!
ReplyDeleteAh, sounds so familiar, except I have to go out on the green to find feline (and canine) company.
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