It can be a tough choice:
Buy a Mocha Frappuccino
Download a copy of the P-Town Queen
At just under four dollars, they both cost about the same.
Here's why you should opt for the book:
1. The P-Town Queen will give you hours of enjoyment. A few minutes with the frap and you're done.
2. The P-Town Queen is calorie free. In fact, you may burn a few calories while reading.
3. Take the frap to the beach and you risk getting sand in your mouth. Not a problem with the P-Town Queen.
4. There's nothing to throw away when you finish The P-Town Queen.
5. You don't have to stand in line at the coffee shop to buy a copy of the P-Town Queen.
6. If you accidentally knock The P-Town Queen off the coffee table, it will not spill all over the rug.
7. Have you ever read the side of frap cup? Boring!
8. Laughing out loud while reading The P-Town Queen will not leave you wishing you'd brought along a change of clothes.
9. When you finish The P-Town Queen, you can loan it to a friend. Try doing that with a frap.
10. Laughing out loud at mocha frappuccino is just plain weird.
Of course, you could always get BOTH The P-Town Queen and the Mocha Frappuccino and still get change back from your ten!