Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Top ten reasons to buy the P-Town Queen instead of a mocha frappuccino

It can be a tough choice:

Buy a Mocha Frappuccino 


Download a copy of the P-Town Queen

At just under four dollars, they both cost about the same.

Here's why you should opt for the book:

1. The P-Town Queen will give you hours of enjoyment. A few minutes with the frap and you're done.
2. The P-Town Queen is calorie free. In fact, you may burn a few calories while reading.
3. Take the frap to the beach and you risk getting sand in your mouth. Not  a problem with the P-Town Queen.
4. There's nothing to throw away when you finish The P-Town Queen.
5. You don't have to stand in line at the coffee shop to buy a copy of the P-Town Queen.
6. If you accidentally knock The P-Town Queen off the coffee table, it will not spill all over the rug.
7. Have you ever read the side of frap cup? Boring!
8. Laughing out loud while reading The P-Town Queen will not leave you wishing you'd brought along a change of clothes.
9. When you finish The P-Town Queen, you can loan it to a friend. Try doing that with a frap.
10. Laughing out loud at mocha frappuccino is just plain weird.

Of course, you could always get BOTH  The P-Town Queen and the Mocha Frappuccino and still get change back from your ten! 


  1. Don't laugh easily? I would challenge the reader to NOT laugh while reading the whale scene.
    And if you don't know what I mean, you haven't read the book yet. Go get it! Really!


    1. thanks Ellen! Okay: reason #11 The frappe will (probably) not make you laugh out loud. :)

  2. I spent all of two seconds deciding. And then I logged into Amazon!!! Yay! Now that was two or three days ago and I've STILL got my P-Town Queen and just think what a Mocha F would look like by now: ewwwww.....

  3. Okay Okay I'll compromise. I'll buy the P-Town Queen and the Frappe! You drive a hard bargain! Great post, love it!

  4. Michelle sent Me :)Sounds Delicious..Book and Frappe..

    1. Thanks Susan. And thanks Michelle again. Enjoy and don't spill!