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I feel the need to share a secret: I hate blogging.
I should probably not be telling you this. After all, it is written in the writer’s Ten
Commandments: “Thou shalt have a blog.” Look it up; it’s right in between “Thou
shalt not abuse adverbs” and “All of thy speech tags shall be called ‘said’.”
Blogging,
so it is writ, is one of the best ways for an author to gain fans and influence
people. Write a blog and you can razzle-dazzle ‘em with your writing acumen,
your rapier wit, and your broad encyclopedic knowledge of farm animals and the
like.
So blogging is on my should list. Only, each and
every time I sit to write my little blog ditty, I begin to bite my fingernails
to nubs. Maybe hate is the wrong word. It would be more accurate to say I dread
blogging. I dread it because most of the
time I haven’t a clue what to blog about.
I write
fiction. Writing fiction is easy because I get to make stuff up. Blogging is
hard because blogs are supposed to be garnered from real life. My real life is
about as interesting as watching grass grow. I
mean, sure, I have my moments. Just last week I found a quarter on the
sidewalk in front of the grocery store. And yesterday, a missing sock was mysteriously
found attached to the bed sheet.
But, most of
the time, my life isn’t that interesting. Don’t get me wrong, I prefer my
intense dramas to be imaginary and on the page. Life is much easier if you’re
not living inside a Lifetime movie of the week. It makes for tough going if
you’re trying to come up with a blog topic, though.
I will no
doubt continue to slog forth on my blogging journey, continue to try and find
interesting topics that will wow my blog visitors. Next week, I’m planning a
blog on how finding change on the sidewalk can add up to cup a coffee in no
time. Hope you’ll stop by!
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThanks J. :)
DeleteYou took the words write out of my um, mouth/fingers. Hallelujah sistah!
ReplyDeleteThanks Rossandra. Can I get an Amen?
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